He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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