dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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