This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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