ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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