Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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