it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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