Im at strip club and am horny
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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