im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml