rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.