I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.