So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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