Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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