Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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