Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together