Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.