Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.