Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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