We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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