All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
NoShamevember. You game?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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