Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You're like the curious george of whores
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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