hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.