so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I just found puke in my bra..
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long