If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever