Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
is that a dick in a sweater?