shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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