She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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