I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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