Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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