Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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