I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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