I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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