census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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