he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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