so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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