and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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