Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
