But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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