just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Someone came in the potted fern
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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