I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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