I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.