so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize