I think i peed on brittanys purse
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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