ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!