Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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