Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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