This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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