Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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