Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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