I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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