If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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