her vagine was all disorganized.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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