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hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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