BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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