12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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