Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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