First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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